Patshandofdoom Yo!

man, do i love to poop

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AND I’M ALSO ATTENDING WORLD YOUTH DAY. I would use a gif of a girl or a dog jumping up and down in excitement but I’m on a media censored desktop computer in a home with about a 1,000 children under the age of 13, so I guess I should just be thankful that I’m at least able to catch up with Michigan somehow. AHH!!

LOL so who is this guy? tell me tell me tell me! I had just assumed that he was some random guy on the bus. but you clearly know him! DEETS!

Why do i even bother trying to help people? she sounded depressed so I suggested talking to her doctor. So she bitch slaps me with bullshit about how she doesn’t need them. ever. ever. ever. I’m just trying to help.

I just really shouldn’t meddle.

I guess I tend to post my more secret thoughts on here as opposed to facebook… weird.

Did you really just send a stupid message to the super hot girl you’ve been facebook stalking for like the past couple weeks?

Yahhhhh

I mean the one you never officially introduced myself to at the Bosco Bash because she was so gorgeous?

Yah that one

And you just sent her a awkward facebook message that she’ll never reply to cuz she’ll think your a creep?

Yah, that pretty much sums it up.

You’re an idiot.

Yup.

Well I guess its not too bad to have ONLY 2Gb on my data plan. I guess i only really use around 500MB per months anyways… But it still pisses me off!

So a week and a half ago, my phone’s touch screen broke when I was on my way to vacation and I gave it to my sister. She lost it in her bag… Silly gurl.

I activated my old phone to use in the meantime. The old phone was a stupid piece of poop that I had to deactivate my data plan for cuz it couldn’t handle data.

A couple days ago, gena found my phone in her bag (good job checking there nub :P) and I was able to fix the screen. However tonight, when I tried reactivating my phone, it gave me some retarded options for my data plan again. Apparently stupid ass verizon has changed their fucking policy on unlimited plans so now I can only get 2GB for the price that I used to get unlimited. And I prolly can’t fix it.

So now I’m fucking shafted cuz I lost my phone for a few days. Fuck you verizon and you new fucking policy!

I just realized that the ice i just posted about is now just cold water….

just to keep yall updated